January 2010
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told my sister the triangle and square story that...
sister: i want to be a decagon!
me: WELL TOO BAD YOU'RE AN ISOCELES TRIANGLE.
> i actually can't remember if women were triangles... women were lines, weren't they? and that's why all the other shapes run away from them cos they're scared that women will stab them. should probably tell my sister this.
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scrolling through @musefanxd's tumblr, saw a 'shit...
me: (keeps scrolling)
sister: NO! STOOOP! i wanna see it!
me: NO :(
sister: SCROLL UP
me: NO I DON'T WANNA SHIT BRICKS. I DON'T WANNA SHIT BRICKS. I DON'T WANT TO SHIT BROCKS. AHGKLDSJF NOOOOOO.
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50 Things To Do During A Movie
musefanxd:
victorialily:
vaporeon:
1. Try to start a wave 2. Gasp every time there is a swear word. 3. Wear a huge Afro wig. 4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down. 5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!” 6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person’s eyes. 7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie. 8....
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dinner
sister: how long did you heat that up? (pointing to my dinner that was once frozen)
me: long time many long long
sister: ...
me: (gets some vegetables from the hot pot) ow ow many hot hot.
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nononononono.
neuraldistortions:
monochromaticfields:
i has followers on twitter from church. oh grate. now i really do have to watch my language.
new twitter go go go go aren’t you allowed to block people off?
new twitter? fuck offff xD it took me this long to have 300+ followers on there. not that i’m on twitter cos i want numbers on my followers thing but that’d just confuse people even...
nononononono.
i has followers on twitter from church. oh grate. now i really do have to watch my language.
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@magicpandaz
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i’m pretty sure that was tissues from some girl wiping their period
lol you magicpandaz’d me. it looks like so not tissuey though but maybe i’ve just never really looked at paper in water… thanks krissy :3
oh right. you’re not magicpandaz on this. fail. ._.
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sheneverknew:
awhitestraw:
Or maybe, it is not a good idea to be a dreamer. You dream of a perfect world, you are always up in their lovely cloud of yours. When reality hits you, itt really hit you fucking hard. Because realists will know that the world is..imperfect.
story of my life.
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writingitdaily.tumblr.com is my other account, by... →
follow, follow.
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today i felt infinite.
writingitdaily:
after reading ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower’ by Stephen Chbosky - after reading Charlie’s mind back to front, side to side - after reading how he felt infinite - i wondered what infinite felt like. i wanted to know so bad. i didn’t want to be left out. after reading the book, my mind was at a jumble. it was a good jumble. i felt like… everything was exploding in my mind....
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write me a story? →
a cute long one. k pls thx.
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Look. Look at my left foot. Look at my left foot. Smack you in the face!
– Adam the Sleep Talkin’ Man
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I haven’t put on weight. Your eyes are fat.
– Adam the Sleep Talkin’ Man
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